Facebook is a menace. COVID-19 is a menace. Conservatism is a cesspool. Together, those three ingredients have created a toxic stew of malevolent death and devastation. We can talk about all those things in the abstract, look at the numbers and statistics, and catch the occasional whiff of seditionist right-wing rhetoric. But I hadn’t really fully understood just how horrifying that combination of right-wing extremism, Facebook, and a killer virus was until I became a regular at the Herman Cain Awards subreddit. This series will document some of those stories, so we are aware of what the other side is doing to our country.
Will church be able to resurrect today’s recipient?
The elected officials—aka the Trump Administration—hid the efficacy of hydroxychloroquine in order to, uh, beat Trump.
Never forget.
Coronavirus deaths are highest in counties with the largest share of Trump voters. Yeah, slot me in as one of the “normal” ones.
Oooh, sounds so scary! I hope they don’t realize that Mucinex has carbomer homopolymer type B; Tylenol has polyethylene glycol and titanium dioxide; ivermectin has colloidal silicon dioxide and croscarmellose sodium; and hydroxychloroquine has polypovidone, hypromellose, macrogol and titanium dioxide. All those words are so very scary sounding, and we just “don’t know what’s in it.”
Incidentally, the Johnson & Johnson vaccine doesn’t include that scary ingredient. If they were being honest about their fearmongering, they could always say: “Take the vaccine that works in traditional ways.” But of course there’s nothing honest about their propaganda.
White Jesus needs a roller bag. And airplane tickets. Maybe a metro card.
So a flight surgeon (not the flight surgeon, there are many in the Air Force) is using whistleblower protections to support a lawsuit attempting to overturn military vaccination mandate. She's actually not saying “no vaccine,” she’s saying “no mRNA vaccine.” Again, Johnson & Johnson wouldn’t be a problem to her, apparently. And she’s arguing that “the Department of Defense has not followed its own protocols by requiring an MRI scan of each airman after vaccination.”
She’s still whack, but the anti-vaxxers are exaggerating the situation to support their hysterical opposition to vaccination. It’s easy to see how and why she’d become a hero to them.
JOE BIDEN IS A TYRANT AND NORMAL PEOPLE ARE CRAZY, and oh by the way, let’s all know each other by our love for one another.
Oh my, it’s Sesame Q.
The real Sesame Street: ”Sesame Street” introduces family with two gay dads.
Fact check here: As you can imagine, mostly bullshit. Biden’s vaccine mandate doesn’t apply to Congress and judicial branches because of separation of power issues. All those federal agencies, however, are included. The U.S. Postal Service does fall under the Occupational Safety and Health Administration rule, so mandate will apply. Moderna and Pfizer have their own mandates.
Who do they think makes hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, and all the other drugs they are undoubtedly on? Ironically, those drugs are poisoning people because they aren’t being used as intended.
So much irony. So, so much.
Too much. It’s irony overload.
What sucks is that they’re so close to actually caring about income inequality, perpetual war, overly broad policing authority, and an economy that doesn’t work for everyone. Yet they just can’t take that next step toward liberal Democrats, because Black and brown people.
They certainly aren’t worried about perpetual war against Muslims, or income inequality that hurts inner cities, or overly broad policing against disadvantaged communities. Racism is the root evil, as it’s always been. That’s why Trump and his party lean so heavily into it. It’s what keeps these natural Democrats in line.
“Corporate communism” is literally an oxymoron.
Shows you that they use “communism” to mean anything they don’t like.
Wow, that was quick. Two weeks from shit-posting Marjorie Taylor Greene to death. She didn’t even survive intubation.
But hey, she’s not really dead. She could come back and be resurrected if she wants! Oh, she didn’t come back? Okay, that means she wanted to stay with Jesus instead. That’s why they don’t have to worry about vaccines or COVID—nothing can kill them, not even death.
Believe it or not, there are people who actually believe this resurrection shit.
Turns out, that’s not a thing that can be done.
Sure, we can stare incredulously at these poor, deluded souls. Problem is, you can’t instill the fear of a COVID death in someone who thinks death is a choice. And what a choice! Come back to their shit life, full of medical debt and economic uncertainty, or hang with white Jesus!
Will church be able to resurrect today’s recipient?
The elected officials—aka the Trump Administration—hid the efficacy of hydroxychloroquine in order to, uh, beat Trump.
Never forget.
Coronavirus deaths are highest in counties with the largest share of Trump voters. Yeah, slot me in as one of the “normal” ones.
Oooh, sounds so scary! I hope they don’t realize that Mucinex has carbomer homopolymer type B; Tylenol has polyethylene glycol and titanium dioxide; ivermectin has colloidal silicon dioxide and croscarmellose sodium; and hydroxychloroquine has polypovidone, hypromellose, macrogol and titanium dioxide. All those words are so very scary sounding, and we just “don’t know what’s in it.”
Incidentally, the Johnson & Johnson vaccine doesn’t include that scary ingredient. If they were being honest about their fearmongering, they could always say: “Take the vaccine that works in traditional ways.” But of course there’s nothing honest about their propaganda.
White Jesus needs a roller bag. And airplane tickets. Maybe a metro card.
So a flight surgeon (not the flight surgeon, there are many in the Air Force) is using whistleblower protections to support a lawsuit attempting to overturn military vaccination mandate. She's actually not saying “no vaccine,” she’s saying “no mRNA vaccine.” Again, Johnson & Johnson wouldn’t be a problem to her, apparently. And she’s arguing that “the Department of Defense has not followed its own protocols by requiring an MRI scan of each airman after vaccination.”
She’s still whack, but the anti-vaxxers are exaggerating the situation to support their hysterical opposition to vaccination. It’s easy to see how and why she’d become a hero to them.
JOE BIDEN IS A TYRANT AND NORMAL PEOPLE ARE CRAZY, and oh by the way, let’s all know each other by our love for one another.
Oh my, it’s Sesame Q.
The real Sesame Street: ”Sesame Street” introduces family with two gay dads.
Fact check here: As you can imagine, mostly bullshit. Biden’s vaccine mandate doesn’t apply to Congress and judicial branches because of separation of power issues. All those federal agencies, however, are included. The U.S. Postal Service does fall under the Occupational Safety and Health Administration rule, so mandate will apply. Moderna and Pfizer have their own mandates.
Who do they think makes hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, and all the other drugs they are undoubtedly on? Ironically, those drugs are poisoning people because they aren’t being used as intended.
So much irony. So, so much.
Too much. It’s irony overload.
What sucks is that they’re so close to actually caring about income inequality, perpetual war, overly broad policing authority, and an economy that doesn’t work for everyone. Yet they just can’t take that next step toward liberal Democrats, because Black and brown people.
They certainly aren’t worried about perpetual war against Muslims, or income inequality that hurts inner cities, or overly broad policing against disadvantaged communities. Racism is the root evil, as it’s always been. That’s why Trump and his party lean so heavily into it. It’s what keeps these natural Democrats in line.
“Corporate communism” is literally an oxymoron.
Shows you that they use “communism” to mean anything they don’t like.
Wow, that was quick. Two weeks from shit-posting Marjorie Taylor Greene to death. She didn’t even survive intubation.
But hey, she’s not really dead. She could come back and be resurrected if she wants! Oh, she didn’t come back? Okay, that means she wanted to stay with Jesus instead. That’s why they don’t have to worry about vaccines or COVID—nothing can kill them, not even death.
Believe it or not, there are people who actually believe this resurrection shit.
Turns out, that’s not a thing that can be done.
Sure, we can stare incredulously at these poor, deluded souls. Problem is, you can’t instill the fear of a COVID death in someone who thinks death is a choice. And what a choice! Come back to their shit life, full of medical debt and economic uncertainty, or hang with white Jesus!