Since it’s probably still illegal to shove Donald Trump out to sea on an ice floe—and he somehow keeps finding his way home after Melania drops him off to live with Chuck Grassley’s barn cats—conservatives have settled on a brazen new strategy to nudge him off the stage: they’re using their words.
First, Rupert Murdoch, who appears to have been forged in the crucible of hell out of raw turpitude and Steak-umms, tossed Trump’s amoral arse under the bus. Shortly after Trump’s low-energy Puppet Show and Campaign Launch, Murdoch’s New York Post dismissed Trump’s comeback as so much insurrectionist piffle. And Murdoch himself has reportedly told Trump point-blank that he won’t support his 2024 run.
Meanwhile, after Trump sent suburban voters running screaming into the arms of Democrats during a midterm cycle whose fundamentals strongly favored the GOP, conservatives appear to be sticking their craven necks out even further. Even Ivanka, who’s spent more time on Trump’s lap than jumbo tubs full of cheesy fries, has decided she’s had enough of the Trump circus—one insurrection, one Nazi sit-down dinner, and countless stolen top secret documents later, of course.
Well, now the hardcore conservative Washington Times is getting in on the act. In a new commentary, columnist Joseph Curl declared “enough already” when it comes to Trump’s sad-sack dog and pony show.
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Citing polling that shows Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis—who’s just as dedicated to insensate evil as Trump but somewhat less likely to tip his hand—now pulling ahead of Trump, Curl noted that most Republicans are ready to move on. Indeed, a USA Today poll released on Tuesday shows DeSantis with a gaudy 23-point lead over Trump among likely Republican primary voters.
Joseph Curl in The Washington Times:
Even worse for Trump’s sugar-glass ego was this quote from Griffin: “I’d like to think that the Republican Party is ready to move on from somebody who has been for this party a three-time loser.”
Oh, he’s lost way more than three times, Ken. But, yeah, that’s basically right if you’re limiting yourself to singular political non-achievements.
We may actually be nearing Donald Trump’s last days as a political force, which would allow so many of us to finally breathe easy. And, of course, once he is fully out of our lives, we’ll, at last, be able to look back on this and laugh:
YouTube Video
Ah, who are we kidding? That shit is funny as fuck any which way you slice it. Enjoy.
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Check out Aldous J. Pennyfarthing’s four-volume Trump-trashing compendium, including the finale, Goodbye, Asshat: 101 Farewell Letters to Donald Trump, at this link. Or, if you prefer a test drive, you can download the epilogue to Goodbye, Asshat for the low, low price of FREE.
First, Rupert Murdoch, who appears to have been forged in the crucible of hell out of raw turpitude and Steak-umms, tossed Trump’s amoral arse under the bus. Shortly after Trump’s low-energy Puppet Show and Campaign Launch, Murdoch’s New York Post dismissed Trump’s comeback as so much insurrectionist piffle. And Murdoch himself has reportedly told Trump point-blank that he won’t support his 2024 run.
Meanwhile, after Trump sent suburban voters running screaming into the arms of Democrats during a midterm cycle whose fundamentals strongly favored the GOP, conservatives appear to be sticking their craven necks out even further. Even Ivanka, who’s spent more time on Trump’s lap than jumbo tubs full of cheesy fries, has decided she’s had enough of the Trump circus—one insurrection, one Nazi sit-down dinner, and countless stolen top secret documents later, of course.
Well, now the hardcore conservative Washington Times is getting in on the act. In a new commentary, columnist Joseph Curl declared “enough already” when it comes to Trump’s sad-sack dog and pony show.
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Citing polling that shows Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis—who’s just as dedicated to insensate evil as Trump but somewhat less likely to tip his hand—now pulling ahead of Trump, Curl noted that most Republicans are ready to move on. Indeed, a USA Today poll released on Tuesday shows DeSantis with a gaudy 23-point lead over Trump among likely Republican primary voters.
Joseph Curl in The Washington Times:
Even worse for Trump’s sugar-glass ego was this quote from Griffin: “I’d like to think that the Republican Party is ready to move on from somebody who has been for this party a three-time loser.”
Oh, he’s lost way more than three times, Ken. But, yeah, that’s basically right if you’re limiting yourself to singular political non-achievements.
We may actually be nearing Donald Trump’s last days as a political force, which would allow so many of us to finally breathe easy. And, of course, once he is fully out of our lives, we’ll, at last, be able to look back on this and laugh:
YouTube Video
Ah, who are we kidding? That shit is funny as fuck any which way you slice it. Enjoy.
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Check out Aldous J. Pennyfarthing’s four-volume Trump-trashing compendium, including the finale, Goodbye, Asshat: 101 Farewell Letters to Donald Trump, at this link. Or, if you prefer a test drive, you can download the epilogue to Goodbye, Asshat for the low, low price of FREE.