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Fran Healy Recalls How He Ended Up In Hospital After Sausage Dog 'Mauled The S***' Out Of His Hand

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Travis singer Fran Healy has told of how he wound up in hospital when an unassuming sausage dog “mauled the shit out of” his hand.

The Brit Award-winning singer-songwriter shared a detailed thread on his Twitter page, in which he revealed he saw the canine fleeing a three-car pile-up in the Hollywood hills.

Fran Healy performing in 2016


“I jumped out and chased it up the hill,” he explained, pointing out that cars “bomb down our hill and [the dog] would have been toast”.

Unfortunately for the Scottish musician, the Daschund thanked him by “mauling the shit out of my left hand” when he tried to pick it up and take it to safety.

“I held on, hoping to chuck it into our porch but then I slipped and it bolted off, leaving me pishing blood all over the shop,” Fran wrote. “So much blood.

“Then all the neighbours came out and one of them called an ambulance. I ran into the house and poured alcohol over the wounds.”

As if things weren’t surreal enough, “a massive fire engine” then turned up in place of the ambulance Fran had been expecting.

“I have to say, five Calvin Klein models got out,” he joked. “And then I’m telling them about the Dachshund and they suggested urgent care… by this time there was about 20 cars waiting to pass, I’m pishing blood (by the way ladies and some boys… I totally now get the fireman thing).”

He continued: “Anyways I drove to Urgent Care on Selma and they cleaned me up good and now I’m here and my finger is patched up and bloody sore.”

Fran ended his account of the story by insisting that the offending dog is “fine”, before sharing one last unexpected detail when he disclosed it now lives in Stevie Nicks’ old home.

Read Fran’s surreal account of the accident in his own words below:


I was driving down my hill and as I rounded a corner there were 3 cars jackknifed and from the middle of the chaos ran a daschund. So I jumped out and chased it up the hill. Cars bomb down our hill and it would have been toast. So I tried to pick it up and it mauled the shit

— Fran Healy (@franhealy) October 14, 2021

out my left hand. I held on, hoping to chuck it into our porch but then I slipped and it bolted off, leaving me pishing blood all over the shop. So much blood. Then all the neighbors came out and one of them called an ambulance. I ran into the house and poured alcohol over the

— Fran Healy (@franhealy) October 14, 2021

wounds… then I came out but it wasn’t an ambulance… it was a massive fire engine… and I have to say, 5 Calvin Klein models got out and then I’m telling them about the daschund and they suggested urgent care… by this time there was about 20 cars waiting to pass, I’m pishing

— Fran Healy (@franhealy) October 14, 2021

blood (by the way ladies and some boys… I totally now get the fireman thing) anyways I drove to Urgent Care on Selma and they cleaned me up good and now I’m here and my finger is patched up and bloody sore. The dog… is fine. Was cornered at the bottom of the hill and the

— Fran Healy (@franhealy) October 14, 2021

owner, who lives in Stevie Nicks old house (pop pickers), was reunited. Please @TheSun don’t make the headline “Travis Singer Mauled by Sausage Dog in Hollywood Hills” pic.twitter.com/IRnF3gf7Ur

— Fran Healy (@franhealy) October 14, 2021

Fran has been with Travis for 30 years, performing on hits like Sing, Why Does It Always Rain On Me and Driftwood.

The band has released nine studio albums, including 2020’s 10 Songs, and won three Brit Awards.

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