If you already thought the Trump administration’s COVID-19 response resembled two drunk howler monkeys punching each other in the groin on a Tilt-A-Whirl, you’ll be horrified—though certainly not surprised—to discover it was actually worse than previously thought.
It’s certainly an open question whether Donald Trump’s flailing monkeys focusing on an urgent crisis is a good or bad thing; in retrospect, giving Trump a binky, a blanky, and a four-year supply of Hibernol on Jan. 21, 2017 might have been the way to go. But handling deadly crises is part of the job description for heads of state. Sadly, Trump never saw it that way. And after Joe Biden won the 2020 presidential election, Trump doubled down on preventing a competent COVID-19 response by both trying to keep Biden out of the White House and completely ignoring his sworn duty to save Americans’ lives.
Now, thanks to a passel of emails obtained by the House select subcommittee investigating the federal government’s COVID-19 response, we’re seeing just how uninterested the Trump administration was in fighting the deadly virus once its cosmic loser leader biffed his reelection.
According to new reporting from The Washington Post, White House officials—including Steven Hatfill, a virologist serving as an adviser to White House trade director Peter Navarro—knew the Eye of Sour-Don was focused solely on the election. Sadly, they abandoned their duty and followed the big ocher dope’s lead.
As we all know, Trump is still obsessed with the election he lost nearly 11 months ago, and he likely will be until his family scatters his ashes in his fave Arby’s parking lot, props his stuffed cadaver up in the Mar-a-Lago lobby, or whatever the fuck they’ll do with his egregious purpling corpse when he finally settles in for his dirt nap. But with the long-awaited Arizona fraudit now showing what we already knew—that Biden won the state—it’s likely Trump’s Adderall-soaked entreaties will increasingly fall on deaf ears.
Of course, Hatfill’s participation in Trump’s post-election fuckery likely didn’t cost us much. Like Trump, he advocated using hydroxychloroquine to treat COVID-19, and according to the emails the Post obtained, he considered himself a mortal enemy of NIH director Dr. Anthony Fauci. In one email, Hatfill wrote, “I actually lost it and told Fauci he was full of crap a couple weeks ago.” In another, he lobbied for removing Fauci from the COVID-19 task force.
And while Hatfill working on the election vs. the pandemic may not matter all that much in the grand scheme of things (would you rather Trump try to kill our democracy or everyone who lives under it?), his emails reveal just how unserious Trump was about anything related to his supposed job—especially, and ironically, after he’d lost that job.
Gee, maybe Trump never really cared about public service after all.
It made comedian Sarah Silverman say, “THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT,” and prompted author Stephen King to shout “Pulitzer Prize!!!” (on Twitter, that is). What is it? The viral letter that launched four hilarious Trump-trolling books. Get them all, including the finale, Goodbye, Asshat: 101 Farewell Letters to Donald Trump, at this link. Or, if you prefer a test drive, you can download the epilogue to Goodbye, Asshat for the low, low price of FREE.
It’s certainly an open question whether Donald Trump’s flailing monkeys focusing on an urgent crisis is a good or bad thing; in retrospect, giving Trump a binky, a blanky, and a four-year supply of Hibernol on Jan. 21, 2017 might have been the way to go. But handling deadly crises is part of the job description for heads of state. Sadly, Trump never saw it that way. And after Joe Biden won the 2020 presidential election, Trump doubled down on preventing a competent COVID-19 response by both trying to keep Biden out of the White House and completely ignoring his sworn duty to save Americans’ lives.
Now, thanks to a passel of emails obtained by the House select subcommittee investigating the federal government’s COVID-19 response, we’re seeing just how uninterested the Trump administration was in fighting the deadly virus once its cosmic loser leader biffed his reelection.
According to new reporting from The Washington Post, White House officials—including Steven Hatfill, a virologist serving as an adviser to White House trade director Peter Navarro—knew the Eye of Sour-Don was focused solely on the election. Sadly, they abandoned their duty and followed the big ocher dope’s lead.
As we all know, Trump is still obsessed with the election he lost nearly 11 months ago, and he likely will be until his family scatters his ashes in his fave Arby’s parking lot, props his stuffed cadaver up in the Mar-a-Lago lobby, or whatever the fuck they’ll do with his egregious purpling corpse when he finally settles in for his dirt nap. But with the long-awaited Arizona fraudit now showing what we already knew—that Biden won the state—it’s likely Trump’s Adderall-soaked entreaties will increasingly fall on deaf ears.
Of course, Hatfill’s participation in Trump’s post-election fuckery likely didn’t cost us much. Like Trump, he advocated using hydroxychloroquine to treat COVID-19, and according to the emails the Post obtained, he considered himself a mortal enemy of NIH director Dr. Anthony Fauci. In one email, Hatfill wrote, “I actually lost it and told Fauci he was full of crap a couple weeks ago.” In another, he lobbied for removing Fauci from the COVID-19 task force.
And while Hatfill working on the election vs. the pandemic may not matter all that much in the grand scheme of things (would you rather Trump try to kill our democracy or everyone who lives under it?), his emails reveal just how unserious Trump was about anything related to his supposed job—especially, and ironically, after he’d lost that job.
Gee, maybe Trump never really cared about public service after all.
It made comedian Sarah Silverman say, “THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT,” and prompted author Stephen King to shout “Pulitzer Prize!!!” (on Twitter, that is). What is it? The viral letter that launched four hilarious Trump-trolling books. Get them all, including the finale, Goodbye, Asshat: 101 Farewell Letters to Donald Trump, at this link. Or, if you prefer a test drive, you can download the epilogue to Goodbye, Asshat for the low, low price of FREE.